Trying To Sext With Food Puns

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Shadow:So babe,wanna mix peanut butter and jelly?;)

                                      Luna:What?

Shadow:I'll share my peanuts if you share your donut😏

                                      Luna:huh??

Shadow:I said I'll give you a taste of my lollipop if you give me a taste of your jam😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

                                      Luna:Ok you're weirding me out.

Shadow:I WANT TO PUT SEX INSIDE OF YOU.

                                      Luna:O.o' dang you should of just said so.

Shadow:Dammit,Sonic said the food puns would work...

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