Interviewer: so BTS, how do you guys pick up chicks? Any cheesy pick up lines you'd like to share?
Jin: gurl do you like japanese food
Jin: because you look like a wasabitch
Jungkook: oh man holy shit
Rapmon: hyung thats not how you do it
Jin: well can your saggy ass do any better huh
Rapmon: *licks lips seductively*
Rapmon: tHERES A RIBBON IN THE
Suga: ok who's next
J-hope: *screeching*
Jungkook: my ears. they're bleeding
Interview: how about you, Jungkook-ssi? How do you get the ladies?
Jungkook: haha sorry i dont speak english
Rapmon: this is a korean interview
Jungkook: i.. d o not... sPeak engli sh
Jimin: *strips off his shirt*
Jimin: woah i kinda stink heuhuehuHEEHhehe
Suga: aND that concludes this segment you nasty fucks there is no way any of you are ever gonna get a girlfriend
Suga: wait taehyung wtf
V: *holding a baby chick in his hand* well I usually pick them up with two hands but depending on the availability of your other hand you might prefer to pick it up with just one but I feel that it's safer for the chick to be securely held in two hands but it's really all up to you
BTS: ..
V: :)))))
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whaaat is thisisssss haha

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