bts scenarios

BTS at the Zoo

cr. raspberryninjas

Jimin: MONKEYS PENGUINS LIONS TIGERS ANIMALS FUUUUNNN

Jin: dear lord where's the leash we need a leash on this child

Rapmon: look at these beautiful creatures. it looks like they're behind bars but we are the ones handing out money to marvel at them. they must think we're idiots; we're actually their slaves

Suga: namjoon stfu and help me get hoseok off the damn fence

JHope: THEYRE MY KIND I MUST BE WITH THEM *neighs to zebras*

Zebras: dafuq

Jin: why can't we be normal people

Jimin: LOOK AT THE BABOONS HAHAHAHAH THEY HAVE WHITE HAIR JUST LIKE NAMJOON LOLOL

Suga: is this kid on crack or someth- damnit I lost hoseok

J-Hope: IM SO HAPPY TO BE RUNNING WITH MY COUSINS

Zebras: ???????

J-Hope: HOW ARE YOU MY STRIPPED ACQUAINTANCES ILL BE YOUR HOPE

Suga: maybe if I pretend not to know him security won't kick me out

Rapmon: *puts hand on suga's shoulder* now you sort of know how it feels for me to deal with you idiots

Suga: whatever where's Jin

Jin: IM RIGHT OVER HERE YOU DICKS IVE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP A LEASH ON JIMIN BUT HE KEEPS GETTING AWAY- JIMIN GET AWAY FROM THE PARROTS

Jimin: ooohhh pretty wings *tries to get into cage*

Suga: maybe if we let them go with the animals I can sleep peacefully once again *daydreams of sleep*

Rapmon: or I can ditch all of you broken watermelons and ride solo 5ever *daydreams of a better life*

Jungkook: so you dolphins think you can reach higher notes than I do huh

Dolphins: *high pitched noises

Jungkook: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GOLDEN MAKNAE

Jungkook: *dives into pool*

Jungkook: *loud screeching noises*

V: *watches Jungkook from afar*

V: well I don't have to look after that kid anymore *leaves*