Zayn: guys I broke up with Perrie. . 😐
Tommo: um ok ? 😶
Nialler: what? Why the hell would Ya do dat for? I was looking forward to becoming best man !
Tommo: you were never going to be best man horan
Payne: Louis' right, I was gonna be best man right Zaynie?
Zayn: guys stfu
Harry: hello my fellow band mates. How are you all on this fine day.
Tommo: gtfo Styles
Harry: woah, period much.
Harry: you broke up with Perrie? Hm. Do you know how many jokes I had prepared for my speech? 🙅
Payne: well in that case I'm glad he's called it off
Zayn: 😂👌 #burn
Harry: be quiet you're irrelevant
Harry: do goats eat cereal? Like coco pops?
Tommo: ...... Somehow I don't think so
Payne: Harry! You promised to get rid of it!
Niall: long live the goat, long live the goat 🙌
Harry: 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 its pretty damn violent
Zayn: poor baby hahaHAHAHA
Harry: be careful, you might wanna watch your balls when you come over to my house next time Malik. Pierre has good aim. 🐑.
Payne: Pierre ? Who the hell is that?
Zayn: the goat you idiot
Tommo: how much did you get it for anyway ?
Nialler: £26.75, had to bid against this old woman 🙅🙅
Payne: I hope it shits on you face styles
Harry: once again, protect the (miniature) crown jewel Payne..
Tommo: he went there
Payne: oey you asswipe! Last time I checked styles, Sophia was screaming my name & who's screaming yours? HA nobody
Zayn: 👌👈🌠
Harry: I will sit on you.
Harry: better yet, I'll get my buddy Pierre to sit on you 😐 don't test me bitch.
HORAN: ooooh
Tommo: oooooooh Hoo !
Zayn: 💁
A/N/ okay so this wasn't that good lol
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