OOC: I started this back when I was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper obsessed with POTO and so I made myself engaged with Erik? I may be changing that because he is like.... An adult? And I'm not? Idk.
Log_Lady: Helloooooo readers! We are here to answer more questions!
Erik: Hello!
Log_Lady: The first seven are from therealprimadonna: "1. I totally ship you and log lady"
Erik: Why, thank you! I "ship" us as well! *smiles and kisses Log_Lady on the nose*
Log_Lady: *blushes* I do too! "2. Have you ever been to Starbucks? (If not you need to go...like rn)"
Erik: Yes, I have been once or twice. I find the sizes and menu to be confusing.
Log_Lady: ME TOO!!!!! In the morning, when I NEED my coffee, I don't want to have to deal with the weird names for everything. I don't have the brain capacity to do so.
Erik: Although if you're willing to look past the prices and complex menu, I must say, they make a DAMN fine cup of coffee. *smirks*
Log_Lady: D'awwwww, I've turned you into a fangirl! *thumbs up* *flops over into Erik's lap* "3. Do you miss phantasma? (Fun fact: I'm going to NYC this weekend :D)"
Erik: I do not. This life beats my other one by a long shot. Have fun on your trip! (Assuming we're not too late....)
Log_Lady: Yeah, have fun! "4. What kitchen appliances have you learned about other than the toaster?"
Erik: At this point in time I can work just about all of them, although the toaster OVEN is kind of confusing......
Log_Lady: It confuses me too though..... "5. Do you still wear a cravat (cause they are the bomb.com)"
Erik: Yes! My black suit with a red or white cravat is my favorite thing to wear!
Log_Lady: He looks AMAZING in it, I MUST say!
Erik: Oh, stop it.... *blushing and smiling*
Log_Lady: "6. I love you and Gustave and Log Lady!!!!" Awwww, thank you! *hugs you through the screen*
Gustave: *runs in* YAY THANKS!!!!!! *grinning ear to ear*
Erik: Merci beaucoup, mademoiselle!
Log_Lady: "Erik, who do you think played a better Raoul: Hadley Fraser or Patrick Wilson?"
Erik: Patrick Wilson. He better captured Raoul's character, I think. While I HATE to admit it, Raoul is actually sort of...... Um..... Eh..... *mumbles* NotreallythatbadofaguyIguess- BUT HE'S STILL A STUPID FOP! But, all in all, he did have Christine's best interest in mind, and he just wanted her to be happy as I did. And he made her happier than I did...... I don't feel like Hadley Fraser did as good of a job of portraying that.
Log_Lady: *pats Erik's head* Good Erik! I'm so proud of you! See? I keep telling you he's not so bad!
Erik: *grumbles* That doesn't mean I don't want him dead. *grumpy pouty face*
Log_Lady: Erik, how many times do we have to go over this? You are NOT allowed to kill Raoul! Moving on. "Did you not like Gerard? I mean I absolutely adore him because he was my first phantom since I was 6 and I'm 15 now and just saw the royal Albert hall one on Netflix, I really like it, their voices are so operatic and beautiful but with the 2004 one their voices were soft and flowy and kind of charming in a way so idk, what do you think?"
Erik: I do not mean to offend anyone by saying this, but I was not fond of Gerard Butler's performance as me. (PLEASE DONT KILL ME, PHANGIRLS!) His voice did not have the proper classically trained sound. All other aspects of his portrayal were decent though.
Log_Lady: *sighs* I just can't win him over. Well anyway, that's all the questions for this session, and Erik and I have some cuddling to do so BYE!
Erik: Adieu!

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