Kamen Rider Waffle Super

Waffle fights a rider. Yep.

'Twas, a boring afternoon for Waffle and his friends. They sat in waffles' basement flopped around in different places. "So boreeeeeed....." Waffle said as he laid upside down. "Can you please transform Waffle!" Bryan asked bored as well. "Come on man there's nothing else to do." Nathan said. His other friends moaned in agreement. {Please Waffleeeee!} The bat flew around him. "Fineeeee. OUTSIDE EVERYBODY!"

OUTISIDEEEEEEE

"You know something." Waffle said, as Ivory bit his neck and flew into his hand. {What's up?} "Everytime we do this. I love it. HEN-" He was cut off by sound of a dimensional wall opening. "What the fu-" He was cut off again by a rev of a motorcycle. "GREAT. IM FIGHTING GHOST RIDER ARENT I." He was half expecting this, But no. No Nick Cage... Soon my fans. Soon.

ANYWAYS.

"ALRIGHT. WHO WANTS THEYRE ASS BEAT BY WAFFLE SAMA SAN CHAN." Waffle said walking towards the motorcycle. Noticing the man wearing a faded Magenta Shirt. "Wait a second... Tsu-" A magenta color blast flew by him. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN." Jumping backwards, Waffle grabbed Ivory and inserted him into the brace. "Henshin!" [Ivory Form!] As Waffle transformed, Tsukasa looked at him. "Henshin...." [KAMEN RIDE! DARK DECADE!] The blue compound eyes lit up as he transformed. "Murdering! Slashing! Shooting! Beating! Kicking! All done at Mach speed! Kamen Writerrrrrrr Ivory!" Confetti exploded behind waffle. "Ooooh that's new I like it! Okay... I've read all of Darkus's Stories." {Darkus sneezes} "You're supposed to be dead... TIME TRAVEL IS FUCKED UP. Or you're a A.R of a A.R. IM GOING WITH THAT." Flicking his wrist and running at Dark decade. "FALCON PUN-" He was cut off by his punch getting caught. "DAMMIT." His friends watched. "Bad idea bringing friends." A.R shot at them. "IVORY GO!" {IKUZE IKUZE IKUZE!} Flying off the brace, and infront of his blast. He blocked them with his wings. "INSIDE, NOW!" Waffle pointed to the door as roundhouse kicked A.R in the helmet. "You're really annoying..." He took a card out of the ride booker and inserted it. [KAMEN RIDE. DARK GAIM!] "Oh... Shit."

MEANWHILE IN WAFFLE'BASEMEANT

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO." Nathan screamed. "CALM DOWN." Bryan shouted. "WAFFLE'S GOT THIS" A giant explosion was heard. "Maybe he doesn't?" The looked around the basement for something. Bryan saw a box with the words ZECT on it. "what the..." He opened the box. "This will work!" He ran upstairs. "Bryan!" Andrew shouted. "WHAT." He said. "Good luck!"

BACK TO ACTION!

"OKAY. EVERYTHING HURTS." Waffle through back through his fence. "YOURE PAYING FOR THAT! PLAN D THEN!" [Darkus Katana!]  BLA BLA YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
<Sooooo. How's it going Waffle? HOLY SHIT DARK DECADE.> "PRETTY MUCH DARKUS!" Countering A.Rcade's attacks left and right. The black and blue rider remain silent because Darkus writes him way better then I do. A.R flipped backwards as he inserted another card. [ATTACK RIDEO! SIDE BASHER!] His bike transformed into Kaixa's Rider machine. Complete with missiles and and all. Hooray... "FUCK YOU!" <You have a plan right?> Looking around the belt for something, Waffle grabbed Blue Fluestle from his belt. "Oh yes I do!" He inserted it into Ivory's mouth.
{HOLY- WHAT IS THAT. THAT TASTES AMAZING.}

[Diamond Trigger!]

The blue and red fox themed gun flew into Waffle's left hand and broke the chains on his left arm, transforming it. His visor become a mixture of the two colors, them of course being black and blue. <OH HAI DIAMOND.> /WHAT THE CRAP.\ "DARKUS EXPLAIN TO HER. IVE GOT BUTT KICKING TO-"

"HOLD IT!" Bryan threw the case at Dark Decade. "What now... Let me kill this insufferable Rider already." He turned the Side BASHER around and locked his missiles on Bryan. "You both will now.. SUFFER!" He fired on Bryan. "NO!" Waffles' wings sprouted out from his cape as race over and Slashed Dark Decade out of the Side Basher. "YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR IN-" "Ahem." Waffle looked up to see a black and gold rider. "What the- BYRAN." He held his finger up. "Incorrect Waffle. I am now.... Kamen Rider Oushi!" Waffle slowly nodded. "I like it! I was gonna make a Ant-Man Joke. But that seemed way to easy." [Attack Ride! Clock Up!] "DAMMIT!" Waffle flew backwards into the fence again. "Do me a favor and get him out of my backyard!" Byran nodded. "Clock Up!" [Clock Up!] In a flash he was gone. "Alright." <And that's pretty much it. Okay. We're good to go!> /Yep. That was very confusing.\ "Doesn't matter!" Waffle stabbed Darkus in the ground as he used both hands to focus his sights on Dark Decade.

CLOCK UP!

"EAT FIST!" Bryan slugged Dark Decade across the face. "Rider Venom!" He folded the wings back in and out again. [Rider Venom!] His fist and foot sprouted ant like pinchers. He first punched Dark Decade and threw him in the air. "WAFFLE GO!"

{DIAMOND BITE! I FIGURED OUT WHAT THEY SAY! YAY!}

A orb of blue energy formed infront of the gun as Waffle charged. "RIDER SHOOT!" He shot the charged shot at Dark Decade and knocked him out of Clock Up. "HIT IT BRYAN!" [Clock Over!] Bryan jumped up and kicked Dark Decade. [Wake Up!] Waffle's leg chains broke as he kicked Dark Decade across the chest sending him flying. "Annnnd EXPLOSION!" A giant explosion accrued in the sky.

EPIC.

"So. You found that case I had for some reason." Waffle said as he and Bryan sat in the backyard. "Yeah. If you want the thing back its okay." He said back as they watched Ivory and the Bull Zecter fly around. "Nah man. It's cool. I need the help once and a while. All riders need a Secondary one. You did need a Motorcycle. I see what Ivory and I can do." Waffle said, standing up. "I will need you. I've angered some one."
Byran looked at him. "Who?"
Waffle looked up and sighed.

"Super-Man."