Hello little bitty kitty
You're so handsome, you're so pretty
Here's a fishy, come and get it
Then I'll take you home and let you meet the piggy
We'll climb over this big mountain
And we just might see my fountain
Looky right there, it's a creeper
Why don't you go introduce him to the Grim Reaper
You just sit there and do nothing
While there's dangerous monsters coming
Won't you get up off your hind end
Because I really really don't feel like dying
Well he got me and I respawn
When I get back, you better be gone
Cause I'm mad you let me blow up
I expected you to kick that creeper's green butt
Please go home, oh little kitty
No more fish, til you're not sitting
On the ground out in the jungle
Where you might get eaten by a bear-ear
Please go home, I promise I will give you toys
I'll give you dishes of your choice
Oh please don't make me beg
I just want one cute pet
Thatta kitty, now you're budging
Now will not resort to bludgeoning
All it took was some good pleading
To be honest I don't have nothing worth eating
Wait a minute, so you like it?
May not be much, you don't mind it?
I'll just sit you by the puppy
You two be good while I go outside for something
(dog growls and barks)
(cat hisses and meows)
Me: *hears noise and sighs* They're getting along already.
