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Spider (Slightly Mycroft x Reader)

You sat bored with Mycroft in Sherlock and John's flat waiting for them to return when suddenly you saw something out of the corner of your eye.

"Mycroft. Don't make any sudden movements and slowly pass me your umbrella" You muttered to him.

"Why?" Mycroft asked confused cocking his head to the side slightly.

"There is a bigass spider on the coffee table" You replied. Mycroft leant forward to look where you were and went wide eyed at the sight of the large spider.

"Kill it" Mycroft said passing you his umbrella.

"I intend to. I think Moriarty sent it up from hell" You nodded raising the umbrella before the spider suddenly moved making both you and Mycroft shriek and jump up.

"KILL IT!" You exclaimed as the spider started running around on the floor.

"YOU KILL IT!" Mycroft replied as you both hopped up onto the couch.

"Where'd it go?" You asked looking around the floor.

"I don't know" Mycroft replied.

"Oh shit I dropped the umbrella" You paled looking at the umbrella which was over a meter away from you.

"You've doomed us" Mycroft said.

"Try reach that gun" You pointed to the gun near him. Mycroft glanced at the floor cautiously and leant over before quickly grabbing the gun passing it to you when he stood back up straight.

"I fucking hate spiders" You muttered cocking the gun as your eyes scanned the floor.

"I agree. Evil creatures" Mycroft shivered at the thought of any spider. When you saw movement on the floor you aimed and fired the gun leaving a hole in the floor.

"WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?!" Mrs Hudson yelled up looking at the hole in her roof.

"NOTHING MRS HUDSON. JUST IGNORE US!" You yelled back before you shot at the spider again.

"WHY WON'T IT DIE?!" You exclaimed shooting at it again.

"Give me the gun!" Mycroft demanded. You passed him the gun and he started randomly firing where he thought the spider would be.

"WHY IS THEIR GUNFIRE?!" John barked as he and Sherlock ran into the flat.

"DON'T MOVE!" You yelled making them both freeze.

"What happened?!" Sherlock hissed wondering why you and his brother were on the couch.

"Shh" Mycroft shushed him as you scanned the floor.

"John toss me your gun!" You demanded.

"Why?" John asked.

"There is a bigass spider in this flat and I'm not leaving till I kill it" You replied.

"A spider? Really brother?" Sherlock face-palmed.

"It's at least the size of your hand" Mycroft defended before he shot the floor again near the chair.

"STOP SHOOTING MY FLOOR!" Sherlock barked before he saw the spider and shrieked leaping on John.

"KILL IT!" Sherlock screamed terrified at the size of it.

"Oh come on!" John yelled struggling to hold onto Sherlock.

"WE'RE TRYING!" Mycroft barked shooting at it again. After half an hour the floor, furniture and wall was covered in bullet holes.

"Is it dead yet?" John asked as he and Sherlock stood on the coffee table.

"I don't know" You replied holding another one of Sherlock's guns.

"What is going on up here?!" Mrs Hudson demanded as she burst through the door.

"NO!" You all yelled before you heard a weird squishing noise. Mrs Hudson lifted her foot and grimaced at the site of the spider on her shoe.

"FINALLY!" You and Mycroft exclaimed lowering your guns.

"Mrs Hudson you're a life saver" Sherlock sighed in relief hopping off the coffee table.

"I swear Moriarty sent that thing" You muttered handing Sherlock his gun as Mycroft picked up his umbrella.

"Why do I bother?" Mrs Hudson asked herself before she shook her head and left.

~~Extended Ending~~

Lestrade sat in his office signing paper work when his phone rang with Sherlock's name on the caller I.D.

"What?" Lestrade sighed.

"SEND A SWAT TEAM OVER!" Sherlock shrieked as he and John sat perched on the counter in the kitchen.

"Why what happened?!" Lestrade demanded standing up.

"THERE IS A DEMON SPIDER IN OUR FLAT AND IT DISAPPEARED! WE NEED TO KILL IT PREFERABLY WITH FIRE! OH SEND ANDERSON OVER THE SPIDER MIGHT JUST LEAVE!" Sherlock replied. Lestrade stood there for a few seconds as Sherlock's words sunk in before he heard a shriek from John.

"THERE IT IS!" John exclaimed pointing to it.

"HURRY LESTRADE! IT MIGHT MULTIPLY!" Sherlock said before Lestrade hung up and sat back down resuming his work.

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