Connie: Hey, Sasha, come here.
Sasha: What's up?
Connie: Its a secret. I have to whisper it.
Sasha: Oh, um, ok.
Connie: *puts a hand up to his mouth*
Sasha: *leans in*
Connie: *whispers* I ....
Sasha: *shifts around*
Connie: *kisses her cheek*
Sasha: *blushes insanely* CONNIE!!
Connie: *laughing and blushing slightly*
Sasha: *tackles him and makes out with him*
Connie: *gasps*
Eren: This is like my one straight ship.
Jean: Same.
Ymir: Yep.
Armin: Hitler did noth-
Eren: NO
