Being girlfriend to the best shooter from the Generation of Miracles was certainly something you loved. The way Midorima had 'courted' (as Takao dubbed it) you for weeks before asking you out was adorable. Every day he would bring you your lucky item as specified by Oha Asa, "For luck" as he told you. Then there were the times he would sit down next to you awkwardly and eat his bento during lunch.
A month this went on before he'd worked up the courage to ask you out, red faced and stuttering the whole time. By the time the boy had managed to get out what he was trying to ask you all he heard was your squeals of 'Megane tsundere cuteness' followed by you practically tackling him to the ground.
Yes he wasn't the most public with his affections and often times people wondered why you even bothered to put up with his eccentricities but you loved it. Midorima showed his affections to you in his own way and that was enough for you.
Still there were times where you did have your limits, today happening to be one of them.
"... You can't be serious..." You say, disbelieving of what you were hearing.
To his credit Midorima kept a serious face, "This isn't a joke."
"But my underwear."
"Cancer's lucky item today is women's underwear and you're the only one I feel comfortable enough with to ask."
"No!" You smack him over the head for even suggesting that you should give him a pair of your underwear, "Do you have any idea how awkward this is?"
"It shouldn't be, you're my girlfriend, you should be willing to help me." He says. "Besides I took the liberty of getting you your lucky item for the day."
He hands over a small keychain with a basketball on the end of it.
You grit your teeth and try not to strangle your precious megane as you accept the gift. Despite the fact that he was a bright guy he had his moments of being utterly stupid. When it's apparent that you're not going to help get him his lucky item he sighs.
"I see, get your things, we're going to school." He exits your room and you sigh, he's going to be upset with you until a new lucky item was announced tomorrow.
School had been hard enough to deal with but add in a pissy megane boyfriend on top of it made it almost impossible. As it was the two were heading to the gym for pratice once there you head to the stands to watch while Midorima and Takao disappeared behind the scenes to get changed.
Midorima
The megane sighs as he places his school bag down and begins to change. Today had been hard for sure but he would still come out on top.
"Hey Shin-chan I'm going to borrow a shirt." Takao says as he bends down to take a shirt out of Midorima's bag.
"No wai-." The green haired teen whips around with a hand out to keep the point guard out of his bag but it was already too late.
Takao stilled, his cheeks puffed out in amusement. He pulls his hand from the bag and turns around to face his friend, "S-so, what are these?" He asks while holding up a lacy pair of women's underwear.
Midorima goes red as he reaches out to snatch the pair of underwear from his grasp. Takao snaps it back and laughs parading his newfound treasure around the locker room to the other members of the team. They're all blowing up and laughing their asses off before Midorima can snatch the pair back from Takao.
"Wh-what are you d-dd-doing with those?" Takao manages out.
Midorima glares at his team, "They're my lucky item for the day so (Y/n) leant them to me."
All at once everyone quiets down as they look at him in a new light, "Y-you mean... you have a girlfriend?" Miyaji chokes out.
"Of course, she's here to watch us every practice."
Everyone's mouths drop open, "No way! How can you get a girlfriend when the rest of us can't?" Kimura yells in resignation of the fact.
"The same way he's about to lose one, unexpectedly." A new voice chimes in.
Everyone whips around to see (y/n) standing there with a pissed expression. Midorima swallows and balls the pair of panties up in his hand trying to make it as small as possible; he was so dead. (Y/n) hurries forward with anger radiating out of each step. She makes it to Midorima and smacks him across the face.
"Midorima Shintarou! I can't believe you! I already told you no and yet you went behind my back I can't believe you!" She smacks him again this tiem on the arm and snatches her panties out of his grip.
"Now (y/n)-"
"No! You don't get to speak right now! You know what damn you and you're crazy ass obsession with Oha Asa and the stupid Lucky Item of the day! I swear I otta-!"
The rest of the team watches on in fear. Now they know why they don't have girlfriends, they were scary as hell when their limits are reached.
