So i’m hungry and i get a bowl of rice because i like rice but there’s no bowls besides the big bowls so i get a cup of rice but most of my cups are too big so i find this thing that looks like an oversized shot glass and now i have a shot of rice and i take it out of the microwave after microwaving it for 30 seconds and i eat the shot of rice but i was too lazy to get a spoon so my mom walks in and watches me lean down over a shot glass of rice and eat it like a dog