your dad josua

Don't just inhale the food, chew it slowly. 
Don't just snore like a helicopter, sleep soundless. 
Don't just scream like a hooligan while taking, talk gently. 
Don't just walk like a drunkard, walk properly. 
Don't just stare like a pervert, look like a normal human being. 
Don't just smile like a pedophile middle aged uncle, smile nicely. 
Don't just be a rock doing nothing, do some goddamn work you donkey. 
ME to MYSELF ~
 
♐ I'm an 22 year old straight guy (just because I like bl doesn't mean I'm gay)


 and an army💜💜💜
I love dad jokes and i'm a bathroom singer😑(I sound like a dieing whale) , a bit possessive over what's mine "there's a long ass story i will tell you later"
Bad at filtering and a foody✌ overprotective 
I wrote all of this shi* here like it's a introduction for a blind date or something 😐 sorry about that.













actually......







I have a weakness for dominant women and gentle men, don't judge.














You saw nothing bye👋