Maria! (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Holo bitches [i mean hello, Simply, is that you?] . Im a wee bean named [i go by my middle name] Maria! I am a low-key [*hard-core] army! My bias is Jungkookie, and my bias wrecker is RM, my bias wrecker's wrecker [only real army relate] is ma little J-Hope. & I quote;Plz change your name, you'er not a monster, your a person.end quote; And i'm a bi sensual. [sexual] so, if ya care, I don't. IDK why I put that in there...
Any ways, Taekook is LIFE, and im a horny bean. Even more so on the third week of the month. If ya know what I mean, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). [thats when im on my period, if you didn't know what I meant, lmfao] Also I only have one reading list, because that's just good stories I have read! [actully now its three, but ya KNOW WHAT]
I'm also a totaly the mom friend. So my PMs are [i just now realised that alo says pms lol] always open! If ya wana talk about ANYTHING I'm here!! And I man anything. The new come back, politics, sexuality, bullying, school! I'm like, 13-14[ish? chose enough] [sounds like a middle aged man, but i promise that i'm really a wee bean.] [that sounded even worse, but you get it!] 
Anyways...
I hope ya check out my reading list, and if I ever publish any works, [lol who am I kiding?] that you'll go check them out!!
So yep. That's me.
Love youuuuuu!!
Tata!!
<3
ps. my bts insta is @hannahthebisexualarmy