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Random-
The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Nickelback-
Another mediocre somewhat popular nu-metal band, this time from Canada, which isn’t a surprise considering their musical track record (Avril, Celine Dion, Barenaked Ladies, etc). Lead singer Chad is an extremely nasal “Marlboro Man” type vocalist who sounds constipated on a permanent basis. Guitar consists mostly of easy-to-play power chords that give the band a “tough” sound to the untrained ear, but a closer look reveals a band that has nothing to offer creatively. They were recently exposed recycling their music in their two hit singles, “How You Remind Me” and “Someday”, which sound nearly identical when played simultaneously. Nickelback should simply give up. 

JFC-
Literal translation of "Jesus F***ing Christ"
Ex:
Me: Your girlfriend is on RateThisWhore.com again. 
You: JFC, are you serious? 

 Slide to unlock- 
A phrase used to describe a girl that is "easy". They are just like the iPhone, as simple as slide to unlock.
 Ex:
Ben: Damn, did you see that girl? I'd get with that any day. 
Trevor: Nah dude, slide to unlock. 

Fuck it list:
A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.
 Ex:
1. Jessica Simpson 
2. A Milf 
3. Megan Fox 

bail whale-
Someone who leaves when they are needed.

An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts. 
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts. 
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action. 
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.