ello beautiful people.

Im officer malik, lila malik.

what is this eharmony? Im single but seriously.

yes my brother is zayn malik now calm yo selves. sheesh.

you have the right to shut the hell up, before I do it for you.
you do the crime. you do the time.

anything you say or do will be held against you in the court of law.
You have the right to an attorney, if you do not have one, one will be appointed to you.

questions? no. Good.

Im not a nice person when you break the law.
you can either be on my good side or my bad side.

-radio goes off-
well duty calls.

warning: harry styles, touch my handcuffs again and I'll cut off your testicles and feed them to the sharks got it?

  • probably arresting your sorry asses.
  • JoinedOctober 14, 2013