Let's start off with the serious stuff...
I am legally banned by six of the seven continents.
I am on twenty-seven government " Most Wanted" lists.
I am able to jump sixteen feet in the air without using my legs.
I can knock out a full grown man without even touching him.
I've hacked into NASA's computer system, twice.(They just don't know it.)
I speak twelve different languages, four of which derives from planets in different solar systems.
The Mafia wishes they could be me.
The CIA wishes they could kill me.
Let's face it, I make James Bond look like a toddler with a water gun.
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JUST KIDDING! But wouldn't that be awesome.
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