Hi, the Once-ler at your service. Also known as Oncey, to friends. You look like you need a thneed. Everybody needs a thneed! It's only $3.50.
*starts to get out guitar*
OKAY, OKAY! *dodges tomatoes* Gee, tough crowd.
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written by elliott. bc everyone has a written by #breakingthe4thwall
[probably the first once-ler anon
but then i deleted like 2 years ago]
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