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NEW CHAPTER OF FIFTY SHADES OF SQUIDWARD IS OUT. AND YES IT IS SMUTTY. GO READ IT

Real talk though, why does Metallica fanfiction exist?
          
          I love reading it because it’s beyond ridiculous 99% of the time, but it really makes you think.

And yes, it WILL be NSFW.

I am about 50~% done with the next chapter of Fifty Shades of Squidward. Dunno when it will be finished, but I am working on it!!

It’s come to my attention that my account might have been hacked. I just got on this morning with multiple messages from Wattpad stating that a book I had written had “inappropriate” images in it.
          
          I opened up the offending book, and it was something that I had not written- titled the “Sexploitation Diaries”, and it had multiple graphic photos of naked women attached to every chapter. It had about 14 chapters.
          
          It wasn’t published (thank god), and I deleted it as soon as I discovered it.
          
          If anything else like this happens, if I spontaneously upload a book filled with scandalous photos of women, just know, it’s not me.

Your profile is heavenly. I greatly approve.

Hey I just wanted you to know that my friends and I read your Squidward x Reader on a podcast if you’re interested in listening :) 

Thanks for 3k reads on Fifty Shades of Squidward!! I know I don’t post much, but it means a lot that you guys actually enjoy my shitposts

I’m not dead guys. AND I’m working on a new chapter for FSOS so be ready in about 7 months from now for it

Shit I can’t post them nvm