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You read my bio, I'm gonna come haunt you.
Check out my stories for some normal stuff, short and sweet♡
()Single
()Taken
(✔)Mentally dating a fictional character that has no idea I exist
Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed, fall right asleep, stay asleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day?
Yeah, me neither!
sleep - eat - yell at my siblings - repeat
People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday!!!
Silence is golden...Unless you have siblings. Then silence is just plain suspicious.
If you eat a whole cake without cutting it, you technically had only one piece.
I am gonna order a pizza five minutes before new year. Then when it arrives, I will say I ordered it last year
Always follow your dreams. Keep sleeping!
My greatest pleasure in life is doing what I am told I cannot do.
If the things that come out of my mouth offend you, think of the things that don't.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
I'm gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks, I can just say 'I am outstanding'
DON'T FORGET: When nothing is going right, go left!
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Can't believe you came this far reading my bio. Cheesiest ever I know. Congratulations
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to myself for writing it
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BTW, my great grandfather's brother's grandson's aunt's best friend's daughter's step-brother's father's aunt's horse didn't die... bcoz she doesn't have a horse-
Call me Eva, even though that's not my real name (I change it often XD)
𝕲𝖗𝖞𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖗
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Good day to you ♡
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- JoinedOctober 18, 2020
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Jun 21, 2023 01:10PM
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