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I'm leaving wattpad. I already wrote out a long, sentimental thing about why but it was too long so here's the shortened version:
          
          So on my other wattpad account, I wrote a story about my biology teacher, two students, and a woody toy and a bunch of people at my school found it, including one of the students mentioned in said story, and I've been getting harassed about it and I'm afraid I'm gonna get suspended or some bullshit. Yeah I know that was on my other account but also I don't really use wattpad anymore besides writing joke stories or venting about life problems.
          
          So I'm leaving you guys with two stories, Carl Azuz x Sanjay Gupta real otp (because that was legendary) and Dramatic love stories (because that's also too good)
          
          As for what I'm gonna do, I don't know. I think I'm just gonna delete wattpad off my phone but if I ever come back to write another joke story or to vent about my life, I'll make a new account to do that on.
          
          So long and goodnight 
          
          ((yes i had to end it on an emo lyric))

Rip Ryan's droid maxx
          
          6/11-6/28
          
          It didn't die I just got another new phone because I'm spoiled as hell and I hate myself

Rip ryans iPhone 5c 6/30/16-6/11/17
          
          Now I have a lovely Android phone

Follow my other account @chapter-thirteen because I'm gonna be posting a bunch of joke stories there from now on. Don't worry, I'll still work on the joke stories here (Dramatic Love Stories, Carl Azuz x Sanjay Gupta real otp, etc) but any new idea I get, I'm posting there because I'm too lazy to make covers for stories that are obviously jokes 

@cringeyusername can I give a negative nut just for Pete wentz refusing to sign his favourite band?

I put notable quotes in my wattpad bio but i just said something beyond quotable so I feel the need to post it:
          
          "Fall Out Boy has it's own 1 to 10 scale. Like, there's the average 1-10 scale, 1 being horrible 10 being amazing, and then there's the nut scale for Fall Out Boy, 1 being regular nut and 10 being nutting out of every hole in your body"

Man I miss my boys even tho I've never seen them live I just really hope they're okay and that they're all having a good day
          
          Besides Pete. I just hope Patrick, Joe and Andy are all ok and happy and just enjoying life.

GUYS GO READ MY NEW STORY "LOADED GOD COMPLEX"

Ok so I have some unpublished stories but with only one chapter and I thought I'd be cool to talk about them
          Superheroes R Us- it's basically a short story about a superhero fabric store but both super heroes and super villains shop there but no one knows who's who besides the owner of the shop
          Through my eyes- I wrote this one like last June and it's about what it's really like to have depression but I decided not to publish it because 1) it's way too closely related to personal things in my life and 2) i couldn't finish the first chapter without crying
          Small things- this one is also like "through my eyes" but it's worse cuz it starts out with a girl who is contemplating killing her self but she thinks of one thing that makes her decide to stay. This would actually be a good story...
          The Bad Guy's Backstories- this one is about a girl who lives in a poor neighborhood but she knows like everyone there like every drug dealer, Prostitute, etc and how and why their lives are so screwed up.
          I got bored- this is another story I wrote as a joke about a girl who gets Fall Out Boy for Christmas it's actually pretty great I might publish it but I'm too lazy to make a cover

I low key wanna start writing fanfiction again but my short stories are doing horribly as in I'm never on wattpad so I neglect all my stories but my joke one like CAXSJRO (if u can't tell that's Carl Azuz X Sanjay Gupta Real Otp) and Halsey vs Melanie Martinez and Dramatic love stories (I've been neglecting that one as well omg but I am working on another chapter from that one trUST ME) but anything serious (besides my poetry book) I haven't worked on in ages but I think there's a new chapter of Mischief Island that's ready