what_theheckigottado

*crawls from deep dark abyss*
          
          hey there...
          
          *silence*
          
          y'all should I write something?

I started reading the second Maze Runner book today (Scorch Trials) and I would just like to say,
          
          What the sweet f*ck I did not sign up for this.

my friend calls me Grapefruit and I don't really know why 
          
          k that's all carry on :)

Me: omg why can't I find any of the works I've written in my documents ugh 
          
          Also me: copies over stories because I get confused so I loose works I've written in the past
          
          Also me: has never finished a story before
          
          Also me: never gives my stories names or gives them stupid names
          
          Me, ignoring all the obvious reasons: ugh I wonder what the problem could be??? 

I literally told myself today I would never get into the Percy Jackson fandom and right now I've watched two animatics on the freaking musical that I had no idea existed and I'm hooked
          
          why am I like this 

My friend thinks she found my wattpad, but jokes on her she found the one that I used to add my friend and not this one which I'm taking to my grave.

Shout out to my mum who when she was moving my stuff onto my other phone didn't question the fact that my lockscreen at the time was two grown ass guys and why they had hearts over their heads. Thank you.

Me: Don't do it. Dont do it. Dont do it.
          
          Also me: *Listens to Waitress*
          
          Me: Damn u

my irl friend has wattpad and I'm scared he'll find me and judge me so... *digs a 10 foot deep hole*
          
          BEGONE THOT

another epiphany...
          
          sooo you know that soulmate au where they can "feel" eachothers injures and their bruises show up, etc, does that mean they feel period pains too?
          
          Think about it...
          
          *slowly sips apple juice*