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@werealphas         ,,        old,    but still alive—    shockingly.

@innataints ...point taken. how is that cat, by the way?

@werealphas           ,,       i'm not vera the cat.

@werealphas,
            you know how isaac is,    he’s a pain in the ass.    speaking of,   how are the kids?    and jack too.    me?     i’ve got three kids now,    i’m married—   it’s too cliche for the nicki braxton aesthetic,    but i’m happy so it doesn’t matter.

@curseridden that seriously dragged on? jeez, i almost feel bad. i am proud to say i never participated in it. i’ve been great! i have the pack to run, kids to take care of, and i’m apparently a bad influence on children. and bone breaking, but that isn’t new. what about you?

@werealphas,
            in the flesh!      i had to put an end to the ongoing ginger slander,    hence the hair.     but how’ve you been?    it feels like ages since the last time we’ve spoke.

@werealphas,
            i’m—    i am   /  NOT  /   fragile.   >:(      at this point,    i’m emotionally and physically impenetrable..   to an extent.

@m6neymade the only reason why i would hesitate, is because i don’t want to break those fragile human bones of yours. plus, i’d never hurt you — at least on purpose. actually, on any type of level.

@werealphas,
            the only way you’d kick my ass is if i let you.

@m6neymade / take it. tAKE IT ALLLL

@heartiums yeah, probably you. you’re the odd one out.

i    would    hope   so.      you   know    it’s    theoretically    possible   that   one   of   us   was    switched   at    birth.

@heartiums you... want to help people? oh my god, is mom sure we’re related?