"Why do they sound more Spanish in the English version than they do when they're singing in Spanish?" - my friend after watching We Don't Talk About Bruno in Spanish.
my mom, getting me an old rag: I shouldn't have to tell you how to clean
her upon seeing me use toilet bowl cleaner to get rid of the stains in my shower: what is that
me when my earring backings fall off bc they're too loose but my earrings fit perfectly and don't fall out
I genuinely don't know how old those earring backing were tbf