Ultam8

Let me tell you a bit about myself:
A long time ago...
In a galaxy far far away...
A young time lord stumbled upon a camp entitled 
"Camp Half Blood".
He was 1/3 time lord, 1/3 human, 1/3 God.
But his powers were unmeasurable.
He was claimed by the god Hades
The young time lord found a night job to earn money in the mortal/human world.
MIKE N' IKES AND SWEDISH FISH WERE THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE; HE COULDN'T RESIST.
He worked at a pizzeria
Called Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
The creatures tortured him and tried to break in to his office, but eventually he got sick of it and tried reading with the creatures.
He succeeded, and he managed to fix their systems, (mostly).
And he lived in harmony
Until the next mission came...