chicka chicka slim shady

you see a regular looking trash bin in the alleyway you always pass by but never go down...
then
it starts shaking a bit.
then it starts shaking some more, but this time somewhat more aggressively.
you think it's a raccoon or something like that,
but what you see shocks you and wants you to run, but your legs stay glued to the ground below you.
you take a deep breath for your fate
you see chicka chicka slim shady jump out of the abandoned trash bin, foam overflowing from their mouth.
their eyes look full of hate and hunger
you finally begin to feel your legs again
you run for your life
but chicka chicka slim shady catches up to you fast,
and soon there is no escape.
in a few seconds you would meet death
and stare at it in its nonexistent eyes
then the foam-mouthed human walks slowly toward you
puts their mouth near your ear
and whispers,
"will the real slim shady please stand up"
you scream while black dots start appearing in your vision
until finally,
all you see is black.