aimee🚶‍♀️

guys it’s my hamsters birthday say happy birthday to alvin

also i was climbing up the escalators (the ones that go down) and this lady said she hopes i fall off 

i was at the shops and this lady was selling make your own cigarettes so i ask her “is this legal” and she says “GET OUT OF MY SHOP” so i’m like “woah there buddy” and i try to take a picture of them so she SMACKS my phone away and tells security on me

I Love Your Name

today i went to the park and i sat in the baby swing but my fatass made it go upside down and i landed on my head

to the person who said my head looks like a rugby ball listen tf up and count ur days. Ur stomach is built like a fucking rugby ball so pipe down pipsqueak. Instead of running ur mouth run to the kitchen and make me a sandwich woman. Pork chop looking ass you’re literally share size so don’t comment on my head when you look like a yoga ball. Go fee fi fo fum yourself back to the cadbury factory fatass. Even ur friends are fed up with you. Speaking of fed, somebody’s clearly having a cheat day. My head may look like a rugby ball but at least my ass doesn’t talk when i walk.

i love aladdin sm it’s literally my comfort movie  (live action on top)

where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser! (sorry if that mentally destroyed you…)

i was playing a game of authentic factual response or mischevious challenge and painted my face purple now it wont come off

i’m so happy i got one of those toy baby things and i named it gregory