"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it!"
"I don't wanna make it. I just wanna-"
"-Write and read gay fanfiction."
Not much to say other than I ship frerard like fed-ex
If you get my name reference, you are awesome.
Message me if:
you need to talk,
you think I'm fabulous,
your parents were kidnapped by sock eating unicorns,
or if you were traumatized by something that occurred in March of 2013...
I am 16, female, bi, and sarcastic as fuck.
If you have a problem with swearing... Then I don't recommend reading anything I have ever written.
Favorite words include but are not limited to-
*penisbutter (don't ask...)
Some of my favorite accounts (there's a lot more than this, but these were the first awesome people that came to mind)
*xCasablancasx (no touchy)
*[insert people I know I forgot here...]
*^^ if u wanna b up there lemme know
The most raddest person of all...
@lefty_scissors Go check her out she's *almost* as awesome as I am... Jk she's my fav tho go read her shit.
Killjoy name is Toxic Bullet
(God hates tickling Satan)
Ok well I think that's it.
Keep it ugly,
Merci pour le venin,
Keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes,
I'll never let them hurt you, I promise.
(*Snaps fingers in a Gee formation*
*Starts walking away*
*falls on face*
*blushes awkwardly and tries to get up*
*lays on the ground like Gerard in the 'I'm not okay' video*
(Ok sorry that was super lame. I'll shut up now...)
- JoinedSeptember 20, 2014
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