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Official_Harlequin

give me, give me, chicken tendies
          be they crispy, or from wendy's
          spend my hard-earned good boy points
          on kid's meal ball pit burger joints
          mommy lifts me to the car
          to find me tendies near and far
          enjoy my tasty tendie treats
          in comfy big boy booster seats
          mcdonald's, hardee's, popeye's, cane's
          but of my tendies none remains
          she tries to make me take a nappy
          but sleeping doesn't make me happy
          tendies are the only food
          that puts me in the napping mood
          i'll scream, i'll shout, i'll make a fuss
          i'll scratch, i'll bite, i'll even cuss
          tendies are my heart's desire
          fueled by raging, hungry fire
          mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
          but tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
          my good boy points were fairly earned
          to buy the tendies that I've yearned
          but there's no tendies on my plate
          did mommy think that I'd just ate
          tendies, tendies, get them now
          you fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow--
          REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

trashcanofhomestuck

thats my favourite song
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