lady kiki

Kiki: what form of trickery is this.

Todd: *emerges from piles of books*whatever do you mean?

K: there are people watching us on the other side.

T: oh, well they want to know more about you.

K: why, is this a date? *gasps dramatically* I've never been on one of those before.

T: no, your parents have made sure you don't have one of those till the ripe age of sixteen

K: *whacks Todd's head with hand fan* you weren't suppose to tell them that, please forgive my wee little PA, he's always quite grumpy at this time of day.

T: I'm your babysitter and two good feet taller than you.

K: keep this up and I'll deduct this from your salary,

T: you don't pay me.

K: *whacks Todd's head* so what should I say to them.

T: *nurses sore head* tell them what you like doing apart from swatting at my head.

K: I like drawing, photography, reading and writing I even have a book.

T: as far as I'm concerned, I do all those things for you lady kiki.

K: *swatts Todd's head* that's it, fifteen pounds has been reduced from your salary.

T: you don't even pay me.

K: *swatts Todd's head* negative numbers you oaf, you owe me, did they not teach you those in grammar school.

T: *the content of this statement has been deemed too foul to be written.*

K: what was that Todd?

T: oh nothing, do continue lady kiki, *drinks anger-soothing tea*

K: I love food, my favourite delicacy is kit kat.

T: that is not a delicacy, that's a diabetic beacon.

K: twenty pounds more Todd.

T:  ever pleasant you are lady kiki, *drinks more tea*

K: well that's about it, come on let's wave good bye to the good folks.

T: oh, no thankyou lady kiki.

K: it wasn't a request Todd, if you continue like this, you'll have no roof over your head.

T: * waves and sighs* goodbye good chaps, I hope you have a life better than I ever will.

K: smile you big oaf.

T: *grits teeth* my pleasure lady kiki