Daphne Tett

Thank you all for 1,000 reads on WarioWare, Inc.! (About time, honestly.)

I have just finished the final episode of SplaTOON 3: Side Order, and I like how it turned out. I thought at the start that it wasn't going to turn out as great as Octo Expansion did, but now I think it compares. The real breakthrough came in episode 10 when Monii realized that Order's motives were personal. I think that even covered up a plot hole in the game, that being "why doesn't Order grayscale them right away?" I'm also proud of being able to start every episode with Timo and Frye in the real-life apartment after I failed to include Dr. Etsu at the end of every episode of season 3 proper and continue with the running gag of Deep Cut unintentionally defiling everyone's bodies in Imagine Inkopolis.
          This is the end of SplaTOON for the foreseeable future. However, I have more faith in Splatoon 4 coming out now than I did in Splatoon 3 coming out when I finished Octo Expansion. Who knows what adventures will occur in season 4 if/when it happens? Only time will tell. In the meantime, stay tuned for The Invisible World. I'm going to have a busy weekend, but I'll try my hardest to get it out on May 19!

Thank you all so much for 500 reads on WarioWare season 3, though I shouldn't be surprised it got there this quickly.

Now it's time for me to announce the first in a string of novels: The Invisible World. The first chapter should be out on May 19! It's about a man who discovers that his town is actually a hotspot for paranormal activity, and his new house is right at the center of it! While I'm writing this masterpiece, I will be finishing WarioWare season 3 and then moving on to a horror novella collection called Fathoms of the Dark.

I'd like to thank you all for 750 reads on SplaTOON 3 (no doubt because of the boost that Side Order has given it) and 300 reads on WarioWare, Inc. season 3. You're greatly appreciated!
          Also, to anyone who's here for Side Order, I suggest you also read Imagine Inkopolis because it has fewer reads, and it contains exposition for my version of Side Order.

The first two regular episodes of WarioWare, Inc. season 3 are out. Be sure to give them a read!

With that, I have successfully completed the sixth and final season of Rayman Recharged (like, for real this time. I'm not going to add more seasons again). I'd like to thank everyone who's been here with me for all four crazy years. (Yes, I started this project in 2020. It's funny how time flies by.) This season definitely had its pros and cons. Pros: awesome running gags ("can't hit a moving target," everyone jinxing stuff, Rayman and Elysia using each other as human shields), Globox content (I'm serious, I think this is the season where Globox had the most influence. Season 1 me would be proud). Cons: too much witty banter and not enough plot development; I was hoping Ales would have a lot more presence in this season. There'd be more incidents of Ales calling out for Elysia throughout the season, and there's be a lot more talk about the "wailing in the woods" that created Andre. Maybe I can go back and add that stuff later.
          Now, however, it's time for WarioWare! Season 3, episode 2 is set to go up on April 10! See you then!

Here's a stupid idea I had a few days ago: Homestuck Goes to Hell.
          Conceptually, it's similar to Balan Wonderworld Goes to Hell: I'm taking Homestuck and rewriting it *so that the plot makes some goddamn sense.* It's going to be thirteen episodes long, each episode taking an hour, just like Balan Wonderworld, and yes, it'll be the whole thing, just really condensed. I'm still not sure on how loyal I want to be to the source material. On one hand, this comic has actual dialogue, so I can't just do whatever I want like with Balan Wonderworld. On the other hand, the last time I tried reading it in 2021, a lot of pages gave me errors, so I might just use summaries on the wiki to guide me. It'll be a while before this happens. Like I've mentioned before, there are some novels I want to write first, not to mention WarioWare and Balan Wonderworld: The Show Must Go On, and by the time I finish with all that, I might decide, "Wait a minute. This is stupid. I don't want to write this!" Still, this is something that I *might* want to do.
          Second announcement: Rayman Recharged season 6 just hit 100 reads! There are only two episode pairs left, so let's finish this series strong!
          Third announcement: I did a little extra writing on Saturday without really meaning to, so the release date for WarioWare season 3 has been moved up to April 10!

Alright, guys. I know you've been waiting a looooooong time for it, but it's finally here. The third season of WarioWare, Inc. is hitting my Wattpad page on April 11! I hope you're all ready for some hilarious new episodes, most of which are inspired by WarioWare: Move It! At the same time, I'll be working on SplaTOON 3: Side Order and then starting on a new novel called The Invisible World.

SplaTOON 3 Side Order is finally out! Go give it a read!