thelastscorpio

Hey everyone.
          	
          	I've been hiding this for a long time and I think it's time now for me to finally come clean.  It's just become too hard to ignore recently.  I'm sorry I didnt't tell you all from the start.
          	
          	It was a desicion that I deeply regret and would undo if I had the ability.
          	
          	
          	
          	I did it.  It was me.  I killed the dinosaurs.

-witheringpoppies

@thelastscorpio | you scared me with the beginning of that
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thelastscorpio

/j  (i think thats pretty obvious, but hey, in case it isnt, here it is)
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thelastscorpio

Hey everyone.
          
          I've been hiding this for a long time and I think it's time now for me to finally come clean.  It's just become too hard to ignore recently.  I'm sorry I didnt't tell you all from the start.
          
          It was a desicion that I deeply regret and would undo if I had the ability.
          
          
          
          I did it.  It was me.  I killed the dinosaurs.

-witheringpoppies

@thelastscorpio | you scared me with the beginning of that
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thelastscorpio

/j  (i think thats pretty obvious, but hey, in case it isnt, here it is)
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thelastscorpio

Crabs

thelastscorpio

@krlsflwr WHRN THEY DO THE THING- like yEs BesTiE dO THAT SCITTLE SCUTTLE WALK CRAWL MOVE,,, i cAnt-  and like Damn Girl R U Seventeen??? cUz ur th dANciN' QUEEN- RTWAJDIJWJEIEO
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thelastscorpio

dude i am so sick of high waisted pants i cant even describe it.

-witheringpoppies

@thelastscorpio | bro they cover my whole stomach too lmao. ALSO YES IM ALIVE
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thelastscorpio

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@-witheringpoppies a) HOLY SHIT UR ALIVE b) love that 4 u bestie c) istg they cover my entire stomach and are really uncomfortable idk why
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-witheringpoppies

@thelastscorpio | but why they’re literally so good they help me hate myself slightly less
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thelastscorpio

I love Minnesota so much but it kinda sucks ass sometimes.  Cuz unless ur in the twin cities, its mostly corn.  The suburbs are cool ig but there isnt much to do.
          
          And if ur living in the corn areas, geez louise, its nothing but pro-life billboards, a few fleet farms that just spawned there all of a sudden, corn, a telephone wire or two, some lakes if ur going anywhere with a population over one person per sq. mile, probably some corn, and a car that tried diving into the dirt.
          
          Not sure if i mentioned it yet, but theres a good deal of corn too.

thelastscorpio

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Also, fuck the "pro-lifers".  Im mad at them and the whole government rn.  Its been like, two weeks and it still makes me sick.  Educate yourselves you dumbfucks.
            
            On a lighter note, for living in a state with so much corn, i dont eat nearly enough corn.
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cw: caps lock(just cuz theres a lot of it lol im not kidding here friends shits gonna hit the fan if i dont chill out here)
          
          HOLY FUCK MY FRIENDS NEW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MAKEUP IS COMING I CANNOT DEAL RN HIPDOT YOU CANT JUST ANNOUNCE A NEW BLACKNPARADE COLLECTUON BY FORKING G-NOTING US AND THEN SAYING pReORdeR On jUly SiXtEEnTh ;))))))) ASDFGHJKL WTFFFFFF YOU OVERESRIMATE MY POWER TO WAIT TEN DAYS