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i really want to delete this but i won't, enjoy my pain.

(yes, I am the one who runs @archangelmicha) 

What do you call it when a leprechaun gets on a motorcycle? A Miker - @NyxNovak (I h8 u)

JOIN THE NATALIE ARMY! @permanently-confused
 #letphilipgetthepussy2k16
 #goldstarforgabe

Operation frens™: We help you find Internet Frens™! (with @permanently-confused and @they_call_me_Gabriel) 

Suicide Squad™: @permanently-confused (we're the interweb friend goals) and @they_call_me_Gabriel
 #mikeyforpresident2k16 pls vote for me

Follow me at @permanently-confused #shamelessselfpromotion ~Nat 

Read @permanently-confused 's fanfic. Do it.

Its fun and has cool blooping noises- Rilona "Basically Im a more extreme version of Hamilton with a bloodlust times" Przyblowski

Being short doesn't mean I'm cute... but if that means I can kill someone and get away with it, then hello, I am cute.

ELMO'S BOOTY IS POPING™

Booty squad
@permanently-confused (basic slut™) {*Brendon Urie white girl voice* fucking slut! ~Nat}
@NyxNovak (bitch™)
@goodmorningvietnam (nice™)
@they_call_me_Gabriel (creepy gruncle and a great bro™)

Trump buddy™: @permanently-confused

Spechul Daveed™: @permanently-confused

The best person in the world: @permanently-confused (I think we all know Nat added that) {Ummmm, no. I have no idea what you're talking about ~Nat} (Of course you don't)

The number of notifications you have disgusts me 
-Nat

It disgusts me too, trust me.

Nat's username count: 9

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