thehectorzeroni

When you get scared and hide under your blankets but almost die of heat stroke 

RelicofthePresent

I am irl Andy and you have to deal with that

thehectorzeroni

Unrealistic expectations for women
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thehectorzeroni

And I refuse to be Karen like how does a nurse have time to volunteer at the parks and rec place
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thehectorzeroni

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Not to be rood but the people who hate Valentine's Day are just so bitter. Valentine's Day is THE BEST holiday. I get in such a good mood and I FEEL EMOTIONS. like when I go to parades I get waayyy toO patriotic for like two days. Like its the best so what if your single or something, you probly love your family amiright? So clam down and give em a card asshole. Your mother needs appriciation. Get your dad like four bags of dove chocolate. Plus it's so pretty and pink and stuff I love. Like clam down you damn pecimists. Fr if I have a son in the future imma name him Valentine because I'm just that gay for Valentine's Day. Not even lying fag fight me now. 

thehectorzeroni

Or Hershel. I think my grandmas lab was named that but whtever  
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