thedapperdoorman

he/him

don't believe in god (but my family's devout Hindu--fun.)

aspiring attorney/part-time author

amateur screenwriter (Have y'all read Jojo Rabbit's screenplay? It's amazing.)

choir boi

contemporary theater kid (Hadestown, Beetlejuice, Legally Blonde: The Musical, Waitress, In the Heights, etc. You get the gist.)

haplessly devoted to writing

pragmatist (but dream if you wanna--I'm not going to crap all over your ambitions)

peppa pig isn't a cartoon OR a monster, she's a lifestyle

writing LiKe ThIs takes too much effort

> I love to write

> I love to obsess about the future

> I love Wattpad

> I love musicals

> I love books

> I love TV

> I love movies

> I love mxmtoon and Lizzo


> I hate people who are fake

> I hate when something's on the tip of your tongue

> I hate people who make fun of learning disabilities

> I hate people who are incompetent

> I'm fine with Percy Jackson (though I think the spin-offs are straight garbage)

> I've never loved Harry Potter as much as everybody else

> I think everyone should read meaningful middle-grade/YA books about actual things, not werewolves and vampires.

> I think @arcticstars is the best person on this platform because of "Worst Wattpad Story."

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Judged the Kawaii Wattys 2019 and the Ruby Awards (Spring Edition). Entered "Catching Capecitabine" in the Sleep Deprived Awards. Check it out!