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I also want to mention I writing a book and the first chapter should be up soon.

“Oh, congratulations, you’re having a baby? Great. Couple things… We’re gonna need you to get that car accident of a body back to work as soon as possible, because this is America and we don’t think you need time to recover. Also, you should breastfeed. It’s what’s best for the baby. But don’t do it in public, you pig. Do it in the old janitor’s closet underneath the bridge with the rest of the breastfeeding trolls. And don’t ask to take time off from work when your kids are sick. We’ll think you’re not dedicated. Also, why are you such a bad mom? By the way, your salary is just enough to cover the cost of childcare. And we know you’re exhausted and you don’t really know who you are anymore, and you’re trying to balance your old life and your new life, but, quick, go have sex with your husband! He’s about to leave! He doesn’t understand what you’re going through! Quick, go now! And, sweetie, smile!” -michelle wolf

Story recommendations: 
          Bubblegum boy
          
          Family comes first (first to the kidnapped by cannibals trilogy)
          
          Truth comes second (second to the trilogy)
          
          Tradition comes third (last to the trilogy) 
          
          Snapchat //phan//
          
          Coren's fight
          
          If you have anything that you wanna recommend just comment on this :)))
          
          
          
          

I hear by announce that the penguin is now the polar chicken.

Okay so a while ago (couple of months ago) a long time friend and I broke up. She knew everything about me. And now she's talking about me to her new little friends because she thinks it's cool..

Did you say you like MCR, Falling in Reverse, and Bring Me The Horizon? Well shit, if you weren't bi i'd ask you out!

XD don't be graceist xD I like ya already

I'm older than you hahahahahaha 
          lol i hate myself 

Attention everyone! Yeah you guys.....so i finished the first season of yuri on ice....O_O I'm dead. It can't wait for season two ;-; i love the show way too much. AnYwAy I'll leave you guy to what ever you were doing.

Hello person, my name is sky
          
          
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