Fangirl Buzzfeed

We are the fangirls, 
yes we rule the industry.
We are often tweens, but that doesn't mean that you can step to me.
Thumpedy thump thump banging on your door.
Thumpedy thump thump I think this means war!
You said a word about Rue, now you'll wish that you had just taken the berries.  
One one word about our ships and you'll end up in a ditch, flithy muggle. 

      Hey! Now that that amazhang poem is finished, welcome to the bookacorn home page! Bookacorns are magical creatures, some of the purest of pure fangirls. Several people bear the title of bookacorn, and you can too. Just your name, blank in this instance, and add "thebookacorn." So now we have, @blankthebookacorn (not an actual person, by the way). Now you can be recognized as one of us, a true fangirl! Some marvelous quotes from the three bookacorns who run this account.  

"Ain't isn't a contraction, and the song is a double negative! All the mountains are high enough, all the valleys are low enough, and all the rivers are wide enough because you can't swim while drowning in your own ignorance because ain't isn't a contraction!"
-Cedithebookacorn

"Let me tell you about the majestic math, we learned a song about solving quadratic equations!" 
-eliizaschulyer 

"'Rin, did you sneak into my house last night and cut holes in all the right knees of my jeans? They all somehow magically have holes in them now.'
'No, that wasn't last night, but it's on my bucket list, it'll happen sooner or later. But that's weird if it wasn't me at 1:36 am.'"
-Rinthebookacorn


      All the people that bear the title of bookacorn have written books, and are recommended. We will put them in a reading list so you can check all those out. Welcome to the Buzzfeed of the fangirls, and happy fangirling!







This account is managed by @Cedithebookacorn @eliizaschulyer and @rinthebookacorn