Okay, doesn't make a lot of sense at first, I know-
This is a joint account for a group of close friends who are basically the epitome of crazy teens who are either chaotic, depressed (metaphorically or actually) or both-
ANYWAYS, HERE ARE WE!
ᴊᴏ-ɴɪʟ ᴀᴛʟᴀs (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ) - ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴇᴘ-ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ɪs, ʜᴇ's ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ :) [ @Nilirry ]
"I wanna eat that noodle hair"
ᴀsʜ ᴅ'ᴏʀɪᴏ (ʜᴇ/sʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ) - ʜᴏᴛ ᴅᴀᴅ(ᴅʏ~) ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ, ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ᴍɪɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɴɪᴄᴏ. [ @2LazY2GivEADaM ]
"SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM"
ᴠᴇꜱᴘᴇʀ ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ (ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ) - ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏɴ-ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅᴏ-ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʜɪɴᴋᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ-ᴍɪɴᴅᴇᴅ. ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏғғ ғʀᴏᴍ ʟᴇᴏ. [ @-neon_nights- ]
"*stabs eraser with compass* Point proven"
ᴍᴇɢʜᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴀʏ (sʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ) - ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ ʙᴀᴅᴀss sɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ sɪᴍᴘ, sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ sᴀʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ? [ @-qprxcxty- ]
"The pepper shall run supreme!"
ᴍᴇʟᴏᴅʏ ɢʀᴀᴄᴇ (sʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ) - ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ sʜᴏʀᴛ ᴀ sᴍᴏʟ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ ғʟᴜғғʙᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛs ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. sʜᴇ's ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss ᴏғ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍɴᴇss, ᴍɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. [ @-Aqua_Girl- ]
"OM ME GO BYE SWAGA"
ʟᴜᴋᴀ ᴀᴛʟᴀs (ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ) - ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ sɪʙʟɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀʀᴇʟʏ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ (ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴢᴏɴᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀss) ʙᴜᴛ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. [ @pastel_purple_05 ]
"I'm video-chatting with my cusion!"
ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴅɪᴀᴢ (ʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ) - ᴛʜᴇ sᴀʀᴄᴀsᴛɪᴄ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ᴀ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ. ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ. sᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏғғ. [ @-MusicAddict- ]
"*yanks paper back with magnets*
Wait, paper isn't magnetic :sob:"
𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗔𝘁𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗺.
And that is us, in a nutshell! Xen out!
- ʟᴏsᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴏʀᴅᴀɴᴠᴇʀsᴇ.
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the_elite_atlas
Aug 05, 2022 02:34PM
Guess who, amigos and queridos alike! ¿Como estás? (The horrible Spanish probably gave it away– so did the monologue in the brackets. Ah shit.I'mma just stop talking before I embarrass myself even...View all Conversations