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Hᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ! Sᴏ. Wᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇs.  Yᴇᴀʜ, I ᴋɴᴏᴡ. Bᴏʀɪɴɢ. Bᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. Sᴏ ᴘᴀʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ. 
 
I. Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ᴏʀ ᴇʟsᴇ I WILL NOT ANSWER 

II.  Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ. Nᴏᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀs. Nᴏ. Tʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. 

III. Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛᴇ. Nᴏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ.

IV. Tᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟs ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏs. I ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏs. 

V.  I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ sᴛʀᴇss ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏʀᴇ. USE PROPER GRAMMAR. I ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴍɪx ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ! 

VI. Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀʙʙʀᴇᴠɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs. (ᴇx. ᴜ, ᴜʀ, ɪʟʏ, ᴛᴛʏʟ, ʟᴏʟ.) 

VII. Tʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴘᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ. I ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴘᴇʟʟ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ. 

VIII. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ, ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ. Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ's ᴛʀᴜsᴛ. 

IX. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ Wᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ, ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғ. I ᴅᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋs. 

X. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴜɴ, I ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ. 

XI. Rᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴏ's sɪɴɢʟᴇ. 

XII. Aʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ Pᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ. Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. 

XIII. Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏs ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟs ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ. Gᴇᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ. 

XIV. Mʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ɢᴇᴛ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ, ᴀs ᴅᴏ I. 

XV. Mʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ sᴇɴsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. 

XVI. Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ 'Iɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ' ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴅ sᴇx, ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴋɪss, ᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴇᴇɴ ᴀ sᴇx sᴄᴇɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ. 

XVII. Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ғᴏʀ sᴇx. Tʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇ. 

XVIII. Uɴʟᴇss ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪʀsᴛ, ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏʀ ʙᴜsʏ. (sᴇᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ) 

XIX. Sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴏ's sɪɴɢʟᴇ, ʙᴜsʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ. 

XX. Bᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛᴇ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴜɴ. 


~ANON~ 

PP: Liliana Floth

BG: Sam Black