that_1diotbloop

I am back, and I'll definitely be more online now. Me and a friend have decided to write a slowburn, enemies to lovers (kind of), romantasy. I know it's different from my countryhuman stories. But I hope that you'll give it a try.
          	
          	https://www.wattpad.com/story/401233604-embers-of-hope-rough-draft

Coffee_Roles

Hey bestie ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧
          
          If you’re reading this, congratulations—you’ve officially been chosen to join the Secret Society of Awesome Weirdos™. ✨
          
          Membership rules are simple:
          
          1. You must love snacks 
          
          
          2. You must laugh at dumb jokes (like this one )
           Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts. 
          
          
          3. You must promise to stay awesome forever (that part’s non-negotiable). 
          
          
          
          Now here’s the deal:
           Copy this message and send it to 10 friends.
           If you get it back, it means you’re surrounded by equally weird, snack-loving legends.
           If you don’t… well… you owe me pizza. 
          
          Stay goofy, stay legendary, and remember: life’s too short to be normal. (⁠^⁠3⁠^⁠♪
          

that_1diotbloop

I am back, and I'll definitely be more online now. Me and a friend have decided to write a slowburn, enemies to lovers (kind of), romantasy. I know it's different from my countryhuman stories. But I hope that you'll give it a try.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/401233604-embers-of-hope-rough-draft

that_1diotbloop

I'm watching Heartstopper right now and my sister came down and asked "Is this the show about the gays and the lesbians?" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. No one could explain Heartstopper better.
          
          It's the show about the gays and the lesbians

endercreepergoboom

@that_1diotbloop that's... Oddly accurate actually
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that_1diotbloop

help- my parents just asked me what 'busting' meant... then they started using it in random sentences-

endercreepergoboom

@that_1diotbloop I don't even know what that means!
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AllenTheLocoLiner

@that_1diotbloop do they go “ooh, this sandwich is so good, I think I’m gonna start busting!!” Or smth??
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that_1diotbloop

this message may be offensive
Here's my new book: Star-crossed! Enjoy the first 100 words :)
          
          CHAPTER 1: Stranger Danger?
          
          Oh dammit, where the hell did Canada go? Did he really have to ditch me while we're in the middle of a mall at 12:30?! Everything's so loud... it's loud and I can't, I can't focus on anything. God fucking dammit. I need to... I need to find Canada... Before I... before I meltdown, I can't do that in, in public, no... not here.
          
          Why did everything have to get loud here of all places? Fucking lights, stop buzzing, people stop whispering and talking, stop walking, stop breathing, stop chewing, just... just... JUST STOP IT!!! Shut up... please... just shut up...