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SOME PUNS TO HELP YOU SMILE;
- One time I fell and I couldn't get up. I guess you could say I was grounded.
- *points to horse* Maybe she's barn with it, maybe it's neighbelline!
- If you're ever cold, don't ask for a cuddle or a blanket! Go into a corner, its 90 degrees!
- I hit my head on a shelf and a book fell on me... I only have myshelf to blame.
- How to make holy water; boil the HELL out of it!
- a dolphin accidentally ate all of the fish in the ocean. "It was not on porpoise."