ᶤ ᵐᵃʸ ᵇᵉ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶤᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶰᵍᵉˡˢ˒
ᵇᵘᵗ  ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ  ᵗʰᶤᶰᵏ  ᶠᵒʳ  ᵒᶰᵉ  ˢᴱᶜᴼᴺᴰ
ᵗʰᵃᵗ      ᶤ      ᵃᵐ     ᵒᶰᵉ    ᵒᶠ    ᵗʰᵉᵐˑ

the name is sherlock holmes, though
i trust you already knew that.

i happen to be a consulting detective - the only one in the world, mind you, i invented the job.

i can identify a software designer by his tie and an airline pilot by his left thumb, all through a process called the science of deduction. i suggest you search up my website sometime.
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sweatersociopath sweatersociopath Nov 08, 2016 08:00AM 
Ha! Brilliant! Oh, very very clever! I love it when a criminal knows what he's doing. The cat was in the television! Fake screen. Brilliant.
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