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I dont have much time but hear me out. Have you ever wondered why the drink Faygo is so popular with juggalos?It seems as if Faygo is the life giving nectar to ICP fans. Well, this is no coincidence, infact as you are reading this more and more people will be indoctrinated into the Insane Clown Posse cult, yes CULT through the use of the Faygo soda. How do I know this? Well, have you ever seen Voilent J and the Faygo company CEO in the same room before? No, you havent. Infact Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are secretly the owners of the faygo company and the majority share holders aswell. This might not seem to weird as both the company and "rap group" are both from Detroit. But, every night when all of the employees have gone home J and Shaggy sneak into the factory and masterbait into the batches of soda. However this would not be a problem if they just had normal cum, but they don't. They actually cum a special liquid which they refer to as their "mind control juice" in which they use to mind control all people who ingest the Faygo soda. This is the method in which they get new fans, not through having good music, but through hypnotising the consumers of Faygo with thier "mind control juices". But the reason they do this is even more sinister, its not just for money and fame but also for satan. You see every year at the gathering of the juggalos Shaggy and J pluck out one unlucky fan to be sacraficed to the dark lord in return for their riches, fame, and mind control powers. They sacrafice the unlucky fan by drowning them in a giant container of of Faygo in front of the entire gathering and everyone is cheering to the sacrafice of the unlucky juggalo. They then dispose if the body by cutting it up and then feeding the meat to the crowd. Muscle tissue, organs, tendons, and even buckets of blood, they eat it up like wild animals. I then did my own investigative research and uncovered the whole truth about everything, even the fact that Shaggy is legally retarded