✡ ▻ JEWISH !

₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ;  two babeys in one 
            eddie's tryna figure out his sexuality cuz his town is homophobic )-:
            
            eddie nodded slowly , and whizzer seemed beyond confident about being gay. " i .. think i like a boy. he's my best friend. but i think he's straight ? " he scratched the back of his neck. " but i also like girls. " he looked down and sighed , because he didn't know much about the magical word called ˚₊· b i  s e x u a l ˚₊. " i 'dunno what i am. " he mumbled.

upon   feeling   the   gentle   tap   on   his   lower   shoulder   ,   whizzer   turned   before   noticing   eddie   after   a   moment   ,   &   lips   parted   into   a   smile   to   reveal   pearled   teeth   ,   as   a   brief   chuckle   escaped   from   the   older   male   ,   legs   bending   so   whizzer   had   crouched   to   meet   the   other ' s   height   .   ❝  i   am   .   while   i ' m   not   sure   i ' m   the   best   fit   to   help   you   out   with   this   ,   doesn ' t   mean   i   won ' t   try   .  ❞
            
            ✡    ▻    @ofgazebos   !
            whizzer   &   eddie   ?   a   duo   i   didn ' t   know   i   needed   until   now   .

@ofgazebos   !
            ✡    ▻    fOUR   JEWS   TALKING   LIKE   JEW - /  ISH /   MEEEEEEEN   !

@smartestass   !
            ✡    ▻    oooooh   (  what   do   they   do   for   love   ?  )   oooooh   !   fOUR   JEWS   IN   A   ROOM   BITCHING   !
            ohmygod   yes   !   we   have   a   marvin   being   made   already   .   (:

/        bITCH  BITCH  BITCH  BITCH  FUNNY  FUNNY  FUNNY  FUNNY—  b i  t  c  h.  bitch!  bitchbitchbitchbitch  aaaaaaalllll   theeeeeee    time—  i’m  gonna  make  an  anon.  wow.  yes  i  am!

@smartestass   !
            ✡    ▻    that ' s   literally   my   brain   all   .   the   .   time   .

definitely   .   what   d'ya   got   ?
            
            ✡    ▻    @HOTB0YBUMMER   !

@contractdeals   !
            ✡    ▻    you   have   me   all   excited   now   ,   ahh   .

that ' s   what   my   sister   mentioned   ,   since   i ' m   having   to   fill   in   for   her   for   this   whole   thing   .
            
            ✡    ▻    @tooaddicted  ;
            whizzer ' s   definitely   the
            try   &   be   subtle   with   flirting
            depending   on   the   guy   .

your  niece  is  in  my  class     ?      mm     ,     a  pleasant  surprise  to  say  the  least     .     but  'm  not  all  that  dashing  compared  to  you     ,      darling 
            
            *     rivers  is  jus  so  oblivious  to  everyone's  loving  feelings  towards  him     -

the   same   could   be   said   about   you   .     i   would ' ve   thought   my   niece   would   have   mentioned   it   ,   i ' m   surprised   she   didn ' t   .
            
            ✡    ▻    @tooaddicted  ;
            cue   whizzer   internally   in   awe
            over   how   handsome   his   niece ' s
            teacher   is   because   this   man   is
            G A Y  .

that ' s   oddly   specific   .
            
            ✡    ▻    @deathspresence   !

@styledevotions 
            ;  aw, i’m glad !  <3
            
            the more dark colors you wear, the less likely you are to be attacked by an angry demon .

hey   ,   i   wear   dark   colors   plenty   .     i   just   don ' t   wear   them   all   in   the   same   outfit   .
            
            ✡    ▻    @deathspresence   ;
            i ' m   genuinely   so   thrilled
            for   this  .