kylieeeeee

borrrrrreeeeddd

hello deserted message board.
          
          I sincerely hope you FUCKING DIE.
          
          The message board...
          
          Not the reader of this.
          
          although there is probably NO ONE READING THIS.
          
          Sorry for the swearing.... :(

Greetings, starfish! How's Geoffrey? Did he get my doomsday device blueprints? 
          
          I mean...
          
          Just ignore me. I wasn't planning on teaming up with your teddy bear (who is TOTALLY not alive and my mentor in all things evil) and taking over the world...

Goodbye, innocence/elite, you will be missed. BUT I'M WRITING ANOTHER BOOK AND I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

not my kid, MY KIK DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT.

Hey anyone who's reading this....probably no one.
          
          
          I just wanna tell you that my kid crashed, and it won't let me download it again so if ya'll trying to message me, I'M NOT IGNORING YOU I JUST LITERALLY CAN'T READ YOUR MESSAGES, PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.
          
          BLAME IT ON JOHN NEWMAN AND CALVIN HARRIS, THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY TO BLAME IT ON THE NIGHT, BUT THEY'RE LYING.
          
          byyyyeeee

Just thought I'd pop in and say hello to my message board because it's looks awfully lonely here at the bottom of my profile...

New chapter of Innocence has been posted if anyone cares....

Kylie are you keep_it_real?

What the hell is your pic...Patrick's right it's creepy