starryodonoghue

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instagram needs to stop sending me ads for 1d, taylor or abba themed parties near me when all my friends who share my love for those artists (and my fandom friends in general) live so fucking far away so i have nobody to go with

starryodonoghue

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so close to saying fuck it & just getting a ticket & going by myself & making new friends there 
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starryodonoghue

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instagram needs to stop sending me ads for 1d, taylor or abba themed parties near me when all my friends who share my love for those artists (and my fandom friends in general) live so fucking far away so i have nobody to go with

starryodonoghue

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so close to saying fuck it & just getting a ticket & going by myself & making new friends there 
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starryodonoghue

every time a pop girl sings about her bum ass man leaving her for a blonde & suddenly this will make her super insecure ab herself & her looks im like girl im sorry for u but maybe stop exclusively dating frat bros and republican rednecks and u won’t have this issue 

starryodonoghue

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SHE’S STILL 23 INSIDE HER FANTASYYYY !!!!
          
          (i’m she!) (pretty sure the fact that i’m turning 23 on the 23rd must be super good luck according to those angel number girlies but alas, i dont know shit ab what any of that means) (another year, another failed promise by lani that she’s gonna update smth for my bday… however i did get my period yesterday so is there truly a more wonderful bday gift than a dodged pregnancy scare :3) (plus im ab to lose my vocal cords at karaoke later tonight so i’m very excited!) 

starryodonoghue

@jamespctters i will v much take it now lets pray i have the attention span to listen to it before it expires
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starryodonoghue

@jamespctters we both know u wont but i appreciate the thought
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starryodonoghue

mom gave our heating pad to my grandma in albania when we visited over the summer so now i’m using a hair dryer to warm my stomach like a neanderthal 

starryodonoghue

@MissRebelle thats what i did yesterday omw to work bc it was freezing in the morning lmao
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xHEROESFALL

@starryodonoghue I always make a mug of hot tea or coffee and just hold it lolol
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