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Imagine how loud Kaeya can make his cheeks clap bro, I swear it would sound like balloons popping bro I just want him to hit it from the back so bad and make my booty cheeks red asf like I wanna fuck till my shit sore like I’ll do anything to give head to this bitch like bro please just

WARNING ALL WATTPAD USERS: DO **NOT** FOLLOW REAL _ZHONGLI THEY ARE A MISOGYNIST AND ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC‼️❗️

Why do you keep looking at these posts? I told you that I am hand typing all of these and I told you specifically not to look at the posts on your message board and yet you do anyway? I don’t think we can keep being friends if all you are going to do is disrespect me and my family, yeah that’s right I said my family. You may be wondering why I said my family, yeah, that’s right, my family is the one who sold you the house you live in. Mhm I know it’s shocking but this slander is disgusting behavior from you and I will contact the authorities 

I want Kaeya to rail me so bad and I would like to give myself an explanation, ever since I was born I’ve always had a thing for men with blue hair and eyepatches. I know it sounds silly but I know by graphing the velocity of his crotch to his thigh, that he in fact has a huge cock, now all I need to do is a physical study on him and lick that sweet cock and suck his ass and fuck him until I die because that is the true duty of a member of the knights of favonius

Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Kaeya. Seriously. His cute accent, his lovely face, and his supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of him would be massaged and licked.  I want to cuddle with him when I am done, and ask him how his day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. He'd tell me how good it was and he'd confide his truest feelings to me, telling me how much he loves me. I would tell him I love him back, and he would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the sky, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Kaeya to be my boyfriend, my lover, my husband, and my life. I love him and want him to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who he is, look back on this: HE IS MY HUSBAND. I love Kaeya and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.