•14 yrs old
•Will take suggestions
@SaraElizabethOG said that my bio wasn't interesting enough so here you go
My dad: today we are going to shop at kohl's and gabe's, but the rest is up in the air
Me: *looks at the ceiling*
My dad: what are you looking at?
Me: you said the rest of the shopping was up in the air.
My dad: *proceeds to get up like he is going to chase me*
Sara: I don't want to listen to this music, or I am going to sing it.
My sister and i: *start singing the song right in her ear*
Me: *starts groaning*
Sara: did a motorcycle just drive in your room?
Me: omg I have to add that to my wattpad bio!!
Sara: A living room is a room you live in.
Me: Does that mean dead people won't go into a living room?
Sara: Really! You stole Meahs Two-Bit Fire 😑
Me: I've heard that joke before. You are not original.
Wax on, wax off - Mr. Miyagi, the karate kid
Excuse my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you shoved a rock up his ass, in two weeks you'll have a diamond - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's day off
How are you're knuckles Kreese? - Daniel Larusso, Cobra Kai
Just a bit outside! - Commentator, Major League
He's so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barber for an oil change not a haircut - Two-bit Mathews, the outsiders
So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right? - John Bender, the breakfast club
I feel the need, the need for speed - maverick, top gun
Spaghetti arms, give me some tension please. This is my dance space. That's your dance space. Let's cha cha - Francis baby houseman, dirty dancing
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK BUDDY!! - Miss Vita Bohemme, to wong foo, thanks for everything, julie newmar
A hickey from Kenickie is like a hallmark card - Kenickie, grease.
Ditto - Sam, Ghost
Prepare to die - Jimmy, Roadhouse
- JoinedAugust 7, 2018