i just came out to have a good time-

@webfluids kid, i've seen spider-man and you ain't him. not tall enough for one. *she crosses her arms, studying the male in front of her slowly* for two, you don't have his...vibe. you're awkward, but not awkward enough around me. and spider-man, he knows who i am. wouldn't have to ask. *she'll uncross her arms and spread her legs into a fighting stance* so you wanna tell me who you are?

@webfluids spider-people? who are you supposed to be? discount spider-man? i think you got your colors mixed up, kid.