SluttySavior

UNIMPORTANT SHIT:
- Slytherin
- daughter of Hermes
- I'm the real life version of heather duke
- pansexual (find a joke about it that I haven't heard)
- dan and phil are my parents
- isak and even are my sons
- tarjei sandvik moe is my husband fight me on this
- henrik holm is my boyfriend
- iman meskini is my wife I fucking dare you to tell me otherwise
- queen of dad jokes and dick jokes