Tord

Heyyyyyyu what’s shakin bacons? How’s Florida going?

Me:And then the magical horse jumped off a bridge and killed itself..the end.
          
          MyFutureKid: Mommy, I don't get it.
          
          Me: Sshhhh just laugg away the pain honey.
          
          MyFutureKid: I'm scared. 
          
          Me: rawr xd faggit cash me ousside how bout dat?
          
          MyFutureKid:...*has a nightmare that night  about rawr xd*

Nya~
          ',:3c

Since I'm really bored I'm just gonna explain what the bloody hell is going on in the picture behind my profile picture. We'll, basically it's me screaming n raging in agony because I wanted to make a galaxy type thing with little circles as stars, but I did them wrong and gave up on my life. Don't do that kids, I won't let you give up! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOUR DO-...no??..too early??..okay ;^;

I stayed up all night doing nothing but reading Eddsworld Fanfictions and making Hamilton references, but please note that I am using my cousins phone because my computer is a mcnopes and I don't exactly have a phone anymore?? Well, we do.. It's just locked. So, sorry for not really doing anything but commenting. Ooh! But I just wanna say that child-tord is my pb&jams :3

*kickflip*

I edited out the Pau and Pat being Tord's to parents since, ya know, I thought it'd count as shipping. So now he just has Jerica and Tony as parents :33 https://www.wattpad.com/story/104801998

@SeannaWatters YES!

its ok friendo *hugs*